Banana Jokes

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you call the Banana that gets all the girls?
A Banana Smoothie

Why were the monkeys gravely ill after consuming an entire grove of bananas?
They got yellow fever.

So two bananas were walking into a bar. One slipped and fell. The other Split.

 

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